Monday’s Rant

Monday, May 16th, 2005

Okay it’s been a few days since my last rant, but I haven’t been in a ranting mood. Now I have something to rant about, porn. Now I don’t see anything wrong with it, hell I watch it. I was actually purchasing some so I could get the dynamics right for a story I’m working on and I came across the wierdest porn I ever saw. Now, I’m pretty open minded and I try not to judge, but someone tell me what the attraction of farting on someone is? Yes, there is porn for farters. People actually fart on each other to get off. Is it me or is that plain wierd. Now, I can live with the bondages, the little people, the extremely obese, the gay, even the granny porn but come on, Farting? You have got to be kidding me. Are those porns made specifically for guys like R. Kelly? Yuck I don’t think anything can top that. Peace out!

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Sunday’s Rant

Sunday, May 8th, 2005

Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there!!! I hope everyone had a great mothers day. I went surprised my mom with a visit today, we so rarely see each other. We went out to a restaurant and since I was the first person in our party of 10 there, I went to the hostess to give my name and the number of the party. She rudely said 10? and rolled her eyes and said “well it’s going to be a long wait”, I replyed not losing my cool (I’m aware of that), then she repeated that it would be a long wait and I said, fine we will wait, then she asked if all my party was here. I said they’re all on there way and will be here by the time our turn comes. Then she rudely says to me well we’re not going to call you until all your party is here. I said they will be no problem. As I was about to walk away, she started again. Now mind you, this girl couldn’t be more than 16 so I excused her age. there was a back and forth and during this I didn’t raise my voice, not even when the other two hostess nazis jumped in. Then my husband got involved (god bless his non confrontational soul)At which point one said, We’re just doing what our manager told us to do. At which point I asked to speak with her. I spoke to the manager, cleared up the incident and she was apologetic but what kind of bothered me was when she said, of they’re young girls, you know what they’re like which brings me to the point of my rant. Since when should age excuse poor manners. I know when I was a child I was taught to say please and thank you and I worked in food service when I was in my teens and never once would I have thought to speak to a customer that way. Should age excuse bad manners. Hell no. And had I been calm and rational, I just may have broke those bitches in two. Peace out.

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Tuesday’s Rant

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

I was ready to rant about American Idol tonight about how Simon has it out for Vonzell probably because she turned him down or something or how Scott Savol looks like Miss Piggy’s little brother or how Paula and Ryan Secreat get on my damn nerves, but no! I have something else to rant about tonight. I have kept my mouth shut about this runaway bride until I saw something on CNN. Should she pay for what she did? Hell yea that bitch should pay. In the beginning I was thinking well, maybe she was scared and didn’t realize all the trouble people would go through to look for her so she made up the lie on the spur of the moment. She bought her Greyhound ticket a week before. If that’s not premeditation I don’t know what is. They she had the audacity to blame her kidnapping on a hispanic man. Really, why do people blame minorities when they get into trouble? I thought that was pretty horrid. Her fiance is an idiot because he still wants her, but he doesn’t think she should pay back the city of Deluth “because she has to go through life wondering what people think about her” Well, news flash buddy she doesn’t have to wonder because we all think she’s a crazy bitch. The asshole of the year award goes to this woman, but she will have to share it with her future father in law who says and I quote “I don’t think it’s necessary for her to pay the money back because the police department got some valuable training” Jackass. Tell that to the people who had real emegencies while the police were looking for that bitch. There’ s a special place in hell for people like you. Peace out.

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