I was ready to rant about American Idol tonight about how Simon has it out for Vonzell probably because she turned him down or something or how Scott Savol looks like Miss Piggy’s little brother or how Paula and Ryan Secreat get on my damn nerves, but no! I have something else to rant about tonight. I have kept my mouth shut about this runaway bride until I saw something on CNN. Should she pay for what she did? Hell yea that bitch should pay. In the beginning I was thinking well, maybe she was scared and didn’t realize all the trouble people would go through to look for her so she made up the lie on the spur of the moment. She bought her Greyhound ticket a week before. If that’s not premeditation I don’t know what is. They she had the audacity to blame her kidnapping on a hispanic man. Really, why do people blame minorities when they get into trouble? I thought that was pretty horrid. Her fiance is an idiot because he still wants her, but he doesn’t think she should pay back the city of Deluth “because she has to go through life wondering what people think about her” Well, news flash buddy she doesn’t have to wonder because we all think she’s a crazy bitch. The asshole of the year award goes to this woman, but she will have to share it with her future father in law who says and I quote “I don’t think it’s necessary for her to pay the money back because the police department got some valuable training” Jackass. Tell that to the people who had real emegencies while the police were looking for that bitch. There’ s a special place in hell for people like you. Peace out.
Well, I’m nearly finished with BB2. I really felt like killing off all the characters for all the trouble they were giving me, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Well, I’m off to write some more. Peace out!!
Well, I didn’t post anything last night because I was too stunned after the idol upset. Not that Constantine got voted off or even that Scott is still in it (Lord knows why) but the shocking upset last night was that Simon didn’t slap the sh*t out of Paula. Is it me or has she gone a little over the top? Has she shed tears like that for any other contestant and then consoled their mom’s? Really Paula, get a grip. Maybe she was crying because she realizes that when there is no more idol her career will be over. I don’t know. Peace out.
Well, I’m feeling blue because all my author friends are having fun at RT and I’m stuck at home like Cinderella. I guess I can take this opportunity at least to catch up on my writing and next year they won’t be able to keep me away. Anyway, American Idol, it kind of sucked tonight. Bo and Vonzell was the best. Scott needs to go. Peace out!!
Well, It’s Monday and I was taking a break from my edits and I decided to order a couple of DVD’s from Amazon. I ordered this old movie called the Warriors about these gangs who rumbled. I saw it on I love the 70s on VH1 and apparently its some kind of cult classic so I thought I’d give it a try and then, I ordered my favorite documentary of all time. Pimps up Ho’s down. Has anyone seen this documentary? I mean it is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. It’s these grown men with perms and jeri curls with their alligator shoes and loud suits. How do women fall for their corny lines? I held me sides from laughing so hard when I first saw this program. You should order a copy, it’s kind of a sad state of affairs, but these men are so ridiculous that if you’re ever feeling lonely or your man is doing you wrong, pop in this DVD and you’ll realize, it could be worse. A lot worse. Another hilarious things about this documentary is that Ice-T is in it saying he’s a pimp. What the hell is Ice-T doing in this documentary. Like I said, it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever see from Bishop Don Magic Juan (yes Snoop Dog’s sidekick), Mr. Whitefolks, and Big Lex (the female pimp whos is also a lesbian). Aye yi yi. This is a must see yall. Peace out.
Well, Anwar is gone. I figured he would be out of there. I called it. Carrie and Bo in the final two. Me and my husband was arguing over weather or not Peter Cetara sucks. You’ll remember him from Chicago fame(the group, not the movie. I love Peter Cetara, call me corny but I like Tom Jones and Barry Manilow too. That’s right I said it. I’m a fanilow. Maybe I have a bizarre taste in music but I like it. I remember when I was younger I wanted to be the lead singer of the Jets and I would want to meet them so bad I would dream about them. Pretty corny huh? Well I don’t care if you’re laughing at me. I liked them, and the New Kids on the Block, as a matter of fact, I was just listening to their greatest hits the other day. *sigh* I don’t ever want to grow up.
Well, American Idol was pretty decent. You heard it here folks, Bo and Carrie in the final two. I loved Carrie tonight, that girl sang her tail off.
I’m not catholic, but I’m glad they finally picked a new pope, now I can stop hearing about it. *sigh* It doesn’t really seem like there was that much of surprise among pope watchers. Well, I wish him luck. Anyone else tire about hearing about Michael Jackson? Is he a misunderstood man or a pervert of the worse nature. I don’t know. Peace out.
Okay, I have been slacking with my rants, but I have been so busy I barely have time to breath. It’s official. I have no life. The most exciting part of my days lately has been to check and see if my pet turtle Gary is still alive. Yes, the little bugger is still alive an kicking. You’re probably wondering why I call him the little bugger. It’s because he is. He’s not much bigger than a half dollar but cleaning his tank is disgusting. For a little thing, he sure puts out a lot of waste. Sheesh, my next pet will be a cat, that way, he can poop in his kitty litter and all I have to do is throw it in the garbabe.
I am totally addicted to Desparate Housewives. I can’t function when that show is on. What the hell is wrong with Brie’s son Andrew? Is he Satan’s spawn or what. Why would a child deliberately set out to hurt their mother the way he has. Granted Brie, can be a bit annoying, but she doesn’t deserve what she’s getting from him. And I wonder what’s going to happen to Rex. That crazy pharmacist has been messing with his prescriptions. Poor Brie, it seems like all the really bad stuff is happening to her. I think Zack was kidnapped as a baby and he is actually Dana and that he’s Mike’s son!! Wouldn’t that be something else. I’m getting tired of Susan. She is so annoying and pathetic. Get a grip girl, I’m tired of your whining! And tell your damn hoochie of a mother to behave or get out. Well, I hear they’re adding Alfre Woodard to the cast. Now I think she’s a fine actress and I suppose they’re trying to add a little color to Wisteria Lane, but she doesn’t strike me as the beautiful glamorous type like the rest of the main characters. They should have gotten Angela Bassett, or Lynn Whitfield, or maybe Vanessa Williams. All gorgeous women of color. I’m not taking anything away from Alfre because I do think she’s pretty in an earthy kind of way, but she’s not glamous. Anyway, Gabriele is probably pregnant with John’s baby. Carlos is going to flip. LOL. I can’t wait to see the next new episode.
I was reading my friend’s blog today about Michael Jackson. Do you think he’s guilty. I mean he made Thriller for pete’s sake. I don’t want to believe that he’s a child molestor, but if he is, there’s a special place in hell for sickos like that. He wouldn’t last a day in prison with those inmates. Michael may have to become Michaela in order to survive prison. I want him to be innocent, but an evil part of me wants to see him in jail, just so I can see what he looks like when his hair isn’t permed and he isn’t wearing any make up. Yes, I know, I already said, I was evil didn’t I?
Anyway, my next story, Love Potion # 69 is coming out next month. I’m really nervous because it’s my first attempt at a comedy. Yikes! I hope my readers laugh as much as I did when I was writing it. It should be interesting. Oh well, this long rant, I think makes up for some of my missing ones. Tomorrow, I’ll dish about American Idol, and if there is any justice in this cruel cold world, Anthony will get the boot this week. Go Bo!!! Peace Out!!
Well, I haven’t ranted in a few days. Sorry. Things have been so incredibly hectic. So many contracts, so little time. I wish there were 48 hours in a day. Well, my story Love Potion # 69 will be coming out with Changeling soon and I’m really nervous because it’s my first attempt at comedy. I hope people will think it is as funny as I did when I was writing it. But then again, I’ve learned that you can’t please everyone.
Well, Nadia is gone from American Idol. I loved her, but I’m not surprised that she ‘s gone because she always picks those crazy songs no one has heard of. It cost her the competition. As my friend would say, too bad so sad. She will be missed though, I loved her hair and she was stunning. Two girls left. It looks like a guy may win this year. I sure was pissed that Bo was in the bottom three. He looked so cute last night. Maybe it’s something about that rocker image that I find sexy. Well, if there’s any justice next week, Anthony will go home. Peace out!!
Hey all, it’s been such a funky week for me so I haven’t really posted like I should have. Well, A Night To Remember has been released and I’m very excited to recieve good feedback on it. I submitted an MS to my editor and hopefully I’ll hear from her by the weekend and I’m working on BB2. So I’ve been pretty busy. Now for AI last night. Boring. No one impressed me but if anyone should go home tonight it should be Anthony or Scott(the thug) Peace out!!