I read Marilyn Lee’s Teacher’s Pet last night and it was a pretty hot read. I love a little mind sex before bed. Anyway, it’s official. I guess I have arrived because some jackass is spamming my damn website. Why me? Wasn’t it bad enough that I have a flat behind, or that I’m legally blind, or that my turtle is suicidal? Haven’t I suffered enough? Well, I officially have given up on Survior. That show has finally bored me. Still a huge Apprentice fan though. Or maybe it’s just Donald Trump’s hair that fascinates me. It’s like watching a train wreck. It just goes to show, with all the money in the world, there’s always some flaw….hmm does that mean that Angelina Jolie has a third nipple or something. I wonder. Oh well, Gary gave me a scare today because he wasn’t moving. False alarm, he’s still alive, the little shit. Oh well, gotta run, the apprentice is about to come on. Peace out!!