Eve Vaughn, Romance Author

Monday’s Rant
Monday, April 18th, 2005
Filed under Uncategorized

Okay, I have been slacking with my rants, but I have been so busy I barely have time to breath. It’s official. I have no life. The most exciting part of my days lately has been to check and see if my pet turtle Gary is still alive. Yes, the little bugger is still alive an kicking. You’re probably wondering why I call him the little bugger. It’s because he is. He’s not much bigger than a half dollar but cleaning his tank is disgusting. For a little thing, he sure puts out a lot of waste. Sheesh, my next pet will be a cat, that way, he can poop in his kitty litter and all I have to do is throw it in the garbabe.
I am totally addicted to Desparate Housewives. I can’t function when that show is on. What the hell is wrong with Brie’s son Andrew? Is he Satan’s spawn or what. Why would a child deliberately set out to hurt their mother the way he has. Granted Brie, can be a bit annoying, but she doesn’t deserve what she’s getting from him. And I wonder what’s going to happen to Rex. That crazy pharmacist has been messing with his prescriptions. Poor Brie, it seems like all the really bad stuff is happening to her. I think Zack was kidnapped as a baby and he is actually Dana and that he’s Mike’s son!! Wouldn’t that be something else. I’m getting tired of Susan. She is so annoying and pathetic. Get a grip girl, I’m tired of your whining! And tell your damn hoochie of a mother to behave or get out. Well, I hear they’re adding Alfre Woodard to the cast. Now I think she’s a fine actress and I suppose they’re trying to add a little color to Wisteria Lane, but she doesn’t strike me as the beautiful glamorous type like the rest of the main characters. They should have gotten Angela Bassett, or Lynn Whitfield, or maybe Vanessa Williams. All gorgeous women of color. I’m not taking anything away from Alfre because I do think she’s pretty in an earthy kind of way, but she’s not glamous. Anyway, Gabriele is probably pregnant with John’s baby. Carlos is going to flip. LOL. I can’t wait to see the next new episode.
I was reading my friend’s blog today about Michael Jackson. Do you think he’s guilty. I mean he made Thriller for pete’s sake. I don’t want to believe that he’s a child molestor, but if he is, there’s a special place in hell for sickos like that. He wouldn’t last a day in prison with those inmates. Michael may have to become Michaela in order to survive prison. I want him to be innocent, but an evil part of me wants to see him in jail, just so I can see what he looks like when his hair isn’t permed and he isn’t wearing any make up. Yes, I know, I already said, I was evil didn’t I?
Anyway, my next story, Love Potion # 69 is coming out next month. I’m really nervous because it’s my first attempt at a comedy. Yikes! I hope my readers laugh as much as I did when I was writing it. It should be interesting. Oh well, this long rant, I think makes up for some of my missing ones. Tomorrow, I’ll dish about American Idol, and if there is any justice in this cruel cold world, Anthony will get the boot this week. Go Bo!!! Peace Out!!

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