Eve Vaughn, Romance Author

Ass for Gas
Tuesday, August 30th, 2005
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I think I’m going to be like one of those homeless people on the street who holds up the sign saying “Will Work For Food” but instead, I will have an Ass for Gas sign. Sheesh. Short of selling my kidney, what’s a girl to do without going broke just to get from point a to point b. Really, gas prices are ridiculous, then I hear on the radio that gas will leap 20 cents by the end of the week because of Hurricane Katrina. Damn you Katrina. I’m sure this will probably get me in trouble with the environmentalist but if drilling in Alaska will get me cheaper gas, then move over caribou!! I don’t pretend to know how this all works, but hey, can’t a girl fill up her tank without digging in her coin jar. Yea, I know, it’s pretty pathetic. Some say it’s the war, some say it’s because the US depend on it so much, others say it’s because they won’t tap into the reserve. Well whatever it takes to not make me puke when ever I go to the tank, I’m all for it.

2 comments to “Ass for Gas”

  1. Olivia
      · September 4th, 2005 at 12:12 pm · Link

    Good grief, woman!! LMAO!! Ass for Gas??! No, no, no! You have too fine an ass for that! I say do as the other gas-deprived folks do…and siphon from their tanks at night! lol. Just kidding. Believe it or not, despite the undoubtedly high prices people are paying now relative to the past, it’s still a lot less than Europeans and others have to pay for petrol. Not much comfort I know. Guess it’s public transportation or a bicycle! :-O Good luck, babe!

  2. lea
      · September 10th, 2005 at 6:00 pm · Link

    If I was a prostitute, I’d start taking shell cards as payment for services rendered.

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